I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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