i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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