I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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