that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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