is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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