I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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