spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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