Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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