Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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