well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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