super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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