porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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