we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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