If that was your dad, he is hot
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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