I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
