She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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