some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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