he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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