So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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