Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So. Much. Porn.
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