I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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