Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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