let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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