it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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