Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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