come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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