Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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