He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Alive.
So much puke
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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