Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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