operation harelip BJ is a go
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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