I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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