Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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