never play flip cup with pint glasses
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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