i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the day after is always just damage control
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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