THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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