: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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