I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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