white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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