Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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