Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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