Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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