Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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