I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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