he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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