why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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