idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
