last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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