Pants 0. Shit 1.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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