do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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