You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
