i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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