every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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