i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
