I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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